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Product Review: Muscle Nitro PM by Champion Nutrition
BY EVAN CLARK, NSCA-CPT

As a serious napper/sleeper extraordinaire, I have the uncanny ability to sleep anywhere and everywhere. I have been known to enter REM cycles in and on airplanes, buses, cabs, dentist chairs, movie theaters, poker tables, subways, horseback, clown cars, and football stadiums among other locations. Like a young child, if I indulge in a large meal on a warm day, within 15 minutes I will be out cold. Sometimes it can be an inconvenience, but I enjoy sleeping and the feeling of being well rested. Therefore, it is natural that I love Muscle Nitro PM. In fact, I love it so much, that I’m going to review it in various forms of poetry:
AS A LIMERICK
It seems that Champion Nutrition,
Is on a righteous Mission,
I no longer count sheep,
I #getHUGE while I sleep
Nitro PM craps on the competition
AS HAIKU
Have a solid lift
Pop back a Nitro PM
Enjoy a good snooze
AS A SHAKESPEARIAN SONNET
I love to lift heavy ass weights all day,
Squats, cleans, benchpress, deads and kettlebells too,
After a lift I love to crush some whey,
Lay my head to rest and proceed to snooze.
I’m so sleepy I sleep just like a dog,
While I sleep my muscles will need some love,
So why not make gains while I saw some logs,
When it comes to gains I cant get enough.
Branched chain aminos and some vitamins,
Hyaluronic acid for my joints
I would rate tonights sleep 10 out of 10
Yep, Nitro PM rocks house, case and point
I awoke and felt rested and stronger
Must lift weights now, can’t wait any longer

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